Wednesday, April 20, 2011

The Bunny

Something concerning has been brought to my attention.  Very concerning.

I truly enjoy viewing all of my friends' photos on Facebook.  I truly enjoy posting my own photos for everyone else to view as well.  Being that it is around Easter, there have been lots of photos of children with the Easter Bunny.  It's only natural.  The photos are adorable too.  Well, at least the kids in the photos are adorable.

Have you ever really taken a good look at the Easter Bunny costume?  I'd say about 90% of these creepy things look like this:

What's with the look on that beast's face?  With that open mouthed, wide eyed expression he may as well be saying "oh yea, kid, sit on MY lap".  It's really not cute.  In fact, I think he should be arrested and be forced to register as a sex offender.  Bunnies... aren't they known sex fiends?  Why oh why are we sticking our kids on their laps?  It's the thing nightmares are made of!  Those eyes... those eyes!

It's creepy!  Creepy I tell you!

I propose that cuter, fluffier Easter Bunny costumes be made.  Who's with me?  Let's save our children from this troubling creature!!

All I know is if I see that thing walking around in public, I don't think I'll be able to keep from clothes lining it's creepy ass and running for my life.  Just sayin'.